Mr. 4.19 and Susie

Lets get something straight before I tell you guys whats on my mind... I saw something very disturbing and at its very core, it may disturb you as well. I live in Southern California the economic pothole of the US and I ventured out into one of the worst places on earth. San Bernadino, California. I was there to watch my niece graduate High School. What was supposed to be a simple see the sights, photo the family be happy she's moving on turned into Horror fest 2009! Here's the setup:

After awaiting the festivities to begin which had none for over one and a half hour while me and my family baked in the F@#$ing sun at maximum temperature the best I saw was 7 fat honor guard kids eating snickerdoodles while practicing drills in front of us while they waited for things to begin - pathetic. Where were we you ask? Lets just call it "Re-Al Bundy-Toe High-School". We were swealtering outside in there new piece of crap stadium complete with teenage prostitues offering navy blue mugs with graduate names on em. Sorry, this is about to get really ugly - really fast.

So, the ceremony begins. Blah-blah-blah. Talk. Sing. Talk. Another over amped up giddy Highschool graduate gets a moment to boost her already high self esteem. More R-Kelly fitting babes saying how much they're gonna change the world. Blah-Blah-Blah. Now heres the disturbing thing. While I was getting the score of the Laker game while one guy was talking... mind you the dude was announced to have a 4.19 GPA!!! Good student! He was just another chitter chatter clang on the wall untill he gave thanks to other students for challenging him, faculty for challenging him and being tough on him and most of all..."To my girlfriend Susie... I love you sooooooo much!" The crowd... "Ahhhhaaaawwwwwwwwaaaawwwaaaa!"

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WTF????
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Let me rewind that for you. Its High School Graduation. You've just fought four years to get out. You took exam after exam. Fought to become a man. Wrestled with or against drugs, sex, rock n roll, hip-hop, dodged early death, made it to or through Chruch for 208 sundays and the person you most of all have to thank is a piece named "Susie"???? "Susie!" Ohhh come on... "Susie"? Ladies and gentleman, your about to be taken to the dark side. But come on. Probably somewhere in statistics you'll find that Susie is gonna be at some Junior college getting banged by the football team jocks and riding in fast cars while lets just call him "Mr. 4.19" is all the way in Stanford Medschool looking at oversized breast while working on an advanced Biology test!

What makes this Hard 2 Swallow people is that Mr. 4.19, just handed his entire 4 years of highschool over to the easy bake oven girl named Susie! SUSIE!!! I can really see Mr. 4.19 in 5 years getting 50% of every dollar he makes taken away by "Susie" in a gracious court ruling granting him visitation of the kids. I can see Susie ruining his life by makeing him pay child support for 4 kids... 2 of which are actually his. It just seems that Mr. 4.19's big shot out to Susie, is more like the soundtrack to a helluva bad future breakup.

You may see a kid giving love to his highschool sweetheart... I see the possibility of a kid regretting the words of a sucka in love on the (so far) biggest stage of his life. Call me the ultimate hater people, start throwing the tomatoes, but honestly Mr. 4.19 is the model of how not to raise your kid! If your kid thinks that being the one to give the highschool address is an oscar acceptance speech... you have contributed to the end of the world. Look people, if you dont see anything wrong with a kid professing his undying love for his highschool sweetheart and that he'll be leaving for Standford University while she'll be at ITT Tech.... then thats your bag of nuts to chew. Me... i'd rather give credit to God for letting such a tortured soul live, thanks to my dad for not shooting me on the golden quilt on the mattess next to moms knee, and to the school psychologist for showing me how to get to the G-Spot without a heart attack. Now, as bad as that sounds, it still sounds better than donating 4 years of hard work in school to a chick named SUSIE... SUSIE!!!!!!??????

- Deadbolt Greene, Hard 2 Swallow

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